07 December 2014

blue, blue throughput

 

in my best Elvis Presley voice: 
 
(spoken) darling, I know you have places to go. I know exactly what it means to have a plane to catch. you show up here late, without your boarding pass, expect to get to the head of the line, and walk through with your bags on your shoulder, and keep your fancy shampoo..... but baby I got rules to follow. if you can do one thing for anybody this Christmas, it's get your act together baby.
(crooning) until you got in line
my queue was moving just fine.
because of you,
I'll have a blue
blue blue throughput

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details of a domestic goddess

part-time SAHM to four kids: Bear (96), Schmoo (99), Hercules (01), and Princess (02). I wear many hats, including that of the chef, maid, nanny, chauffeur, accountant, triage nurse, laundress, educator, admin assistant, maintenance, gardener, weekend warrior, and just mom too. when i'm not busy momming, i get up at 2am to go to work as an international spy.