20 January 2011

early for me!

 

just a couple of notes to start off my saturday.

 govornor o'malley was re-elected, and had an inaugural party last night.  excuse me??  you didn't lose your job so you are spending my money to celebrate it?  i didn't lose my job either and no one hired a live band for me.  put down the funny hat and git yo ass back to work. 

 a texting woman fell into a mall fountain.  someone posted security camera videos of the fall on youtube.  bitch is hiring a lawyer to sue "someone" because she doesn't think it's funny.  well, sweetcheeks, if your ass had been paying attention to where you were walking, you would not have fallen face-first into a public fountain.  that was FUNNY.  i'm still laughing.  if you decide (and it is a conscious decision to text and walk at the same time) to engage in stupid conduct in public and you fall down and go boom-boom, well, tough shit.  hang up and walk.  *giggles madly*

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