the dustbunnies are revolting

somebody please restore my faith in the usmc..... how do you NOT know where you are stationed? you can't give a building number? or a na...

eighteen years and five months ago, I brought you home from the hospital. you were wearing a pooh hat, pooh socks, and swaddled in a pooh bl...

  we have been touched by His Noodley Appendage: fantastical lasagne for our pastafarian dinner and round one of presents opened. not too ...

  toots, you ain't cute. the baby _can_ come out of the stroller, you just don't wanna. the carseat _does_ come out; you don't ...

  dear high school,   my son is, for the first time since 5th grade, turning in completed work on time on a regular basis, thanks in part to...

  in my best Elvis Presley voice:    (spoken) darling, I know you have places to go. I know exactly what it means to have a plane to catch. ...

I speak Spanish. I speak French. I speak American Sign Language. I speak Arabic.   I try _very_ hard to communicate. if you are a native En...