just a couple of notes to start off my saturday.
govornor o'malley was re-elected, and had an inaugural party last night. excuse me?? you didn't lose your job so you are spending my money to celebrate it? i didn't lose my job either and no one hired a live band for me. put down the funny hat and git yo ass back to work.
a texting woman fell into a mall fountain. someone posted security camera videos of the fall on youtube. bitch is hiring a lawyer to sue "someone" because she doesn't think it's funny. well, sweetcheeks, if your ass had been paying attention to where you were walking, you would not have fallen face-first into a public fountain. that was FUNNY. i'm still laughing. if you decide (and it is a conscious decision to text and walk at the same time) to engage in stupid conduct in public and you fall down and go boom-boom, well, tough shit. hang up and walk. *giggles madly*
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