details of a domestic goddess

part-time SAHM to four kids: Bear (96), Schmoo (99), Hercules (01), and Princess (02). I wear many hats, including that of the chef, maid, nanny, chauffeur, accountant, triage nurse, laundress, educator, admin assistant, maintenance, gardener, weekend warrior, and just mom too. when i'm not busy momming, i get up at 2am to go to work as an international spy.

17 September 2010

my new game

 it's getting crowded in here.

for every yard sale i have intended to have, but don't have time to run....

for everything that is not broken, but we don't actually need anymore...

for everything that i have saved because "so-and-so could use it," but they never received it...

for all the things that i'm certain can't be just thrown in the trash and must be disposed of properly, somehow...

for that effing dump run i have meant to make since i fell down the steps in march...

my house is a mess.  it's time for a lively game of Throw That Shit Out.  quick.  before someone sees this mountain of mayhem and puts my name on the list for that hoarders show.  because it's not like i want to save this stuff forever.  it's just a waste to throw it in the garbage.  a while back it was a money thing; we were gonna have a yard sale to make up some cash we spend on back-to-school.  eh.  over-rated.  that was a lot of effort for very little cash.  not interested anymore.  i have several bags heading to the goodwill...around here somewhere.  i get them all packed up and then run out of time to deliver.  so they sit.  and then they get moved when i "clean."  which means moving the piles around to somewhere i, nor any of my houseguests can see.  which means my bedroom. 

i am currently awaiting a quote from a mini storage place, hoping that if i sign a contract and pay up front for a year, i can get a really good deal.  if they don't go for it, i'll take another place that is cheaper, but more difficult to get into due to the traffic on that road. i want to send away all the camping gear, christmas decor, spare room linens (since we don't have a spare room), old uniforms that i'm required to keep, awesome home-made halloween costumes, fancy cake pans and party decor.... stuff that i DO use, but not often enough to justify moving it around to get the stuff i use weekly.  then i can put the regular stuff on shelves instead of on the floor or in piles.  what a concept!!

meanwhile, on the computer, i've learned that you can mix kitty litter with latex paint and leave the can unlidded in your regular trash.  i didn't know that.  i also learned that you can recycle those green camping propane bottles... just not in maryland.  so they have to be purged and trashed.  such a shame.  i will rid our home of all these useless broken electronics (that someone insists we will get fixed, for whatever reason) on october 2.  the boy scouts are hosting an electronics recycling event from 8-12 at the harford senior center.  they keep the money for the metals taken from inside and i get the crap out of my way.  double w00t.

THEN, when i have found my floors, my shelves, and my walkways (especially the walkway in the storage room and the stairway into the attic), i can bring in contractors to get quotes to get the damn attic done.  i put it off all summer because i could not stand the thought of re-fitting insulation in the broiling attic under the beauty of the mid-atlantic sunshine.  and when the attic is finally turned into bedrooms and storage....

we can demolish the moldy basement.

anybody available on thursdays and/or fridays (depending on my volunteer scehdules, unfortunately) is welcome to show up at the door in grubby clothes at 9am and help me.  -->this is a plea for help. checking email one last time for an update from the mini storage and signing off to hunt down the already packed goodwill bags and load them up.  and then stuff some more.

10 September 2010

cheese it, man

so, lately, i have been stepping outside the boundaries of normal (you don't say!) in order to try to resume eating food that i love... from the realm of dairy.  let me just say, it has been an unforgettable journey.  unfortunately.  you see, we don't know why i can't eat foods made from cow milk.  i cannot drink lactaid milk.  taking little pills before eating and drinking does little to nothing to help.  and i break out in hives down my throat (i can feel them swell!!) if i drink straight soy products.  which brings me to the desperate and experimental stage.

let's go vegan.

 i already discovered the Rice Dream (Hain Celestial Group) family of products.  rice milk is thinner than skim milk, and i have to buy vanilla flavor to choke it down at all, but it works when i want a glass of milk with dinner or dessert and it pours over breakfast cereal.  they improved their rice milk by adding the calcium and vitamin D found in the same sized serving of a glass of milk, so i no longer feel like i'm missing out on that important piece of my nutrition.  i went in search of their ice cream products and have not been disappointed.  again, they are thinner than regular ice cream, but when i'm watching four kids nosh on baskin robbins sundaes and i only get a nice glass of water, i'll take the rice dream any day.

 behold, next to the rice dream, there was Purely Decadent (Turtle Mountain, LLC).  made from either soy or coconut milk, i get to choose!  sweet, creamy flavors of ice cream like coffee, cookie dough, caramel, snickerdoodle... even the plain vanilla is good enough to eat without adding toppings.  on my first trip to Whole Foods market, i found out that they make a line of cultured coconut milk that tastes and acts like probiotic yogurt smoothies.  i am in love.

 so i boldly stepped into the land of cheese.  Rice Vegan (Galaxy Foods) had packages of cheddar flavored american cheese slices right there next to the Kraft Singles.  on a sandwich with meat, lettuce and dijon mustard, it does, indeed taste like a processed cheese food.  it will do for now.  i won't wander into the kitchen and grab a slice of cheese as a snack like i did in the past.   however, tearing it into chunks and throwing it atop hot macaroni noodles in a mad desperation for mac -n- cheese: FAIL.  a hot mess of shiny yellow glue formed inside my bowl and i scraped that gunk out with my fingernails for a good 10 minutes after the first bite.  next trip, i found smallish bricks of cheddar that proclaimed melty satisfaction was guaranteed.  it's a little grainy just sliced and eaten raw; again, it will do for now.  we made grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner and Rice Vegan stood up to its claim.  did you hear??  i ate a grilled cheese sandwich for the first time in two years.  two.  years. 

 more more more!!!!  as recommended, i tried Wegman's and found their vegan selection lacking.  i picked up two different brands of cheese, Vegan Gourmet (Follow Your Heart Foods) monterey jack and Daiya mozzerella shreds.  Vegan Gourmet proudly touts, "IT MELTS!" on the package.  when i sliced the monterey jack, it was slimy; the consistency was more like a quiche.  it was grainier, like it had powder not quite all the way mixed in.  it doesn't melt so much as it lays down flatter and soaks into bread.  the flavor left much to be desired (i liken it to a hot salted wet noodle on bread), and i am considering just tossing it. 

 the Daiya (Daiya Foods, Inc) mozzerella shreds had me a little concerned.  "it melts!  it stretches!"  it looks like sawdust in color and texture through the little plastic window.  it feels like playdough crumbs as i sprinkle it onto my half of a large pizza, ready to go into the oven.  when i pull the pan out, the regular mozzerella looks creamy white next to the yellowish urine color oozing across my half.  so desperate for pizza am i that i didn't even wait for the pizza to cool enough and burnt the roof of my mouth on the first bite.  well, it feels like cheese so far.  it has a creamy texture like that of cream cheese and it tastes sharp, like a bit of goat cheese is in there somewhere.  but it was good enough for me to want to eat it again. 

 i haven't yet found a suitable sub for sour cream.  plain coconut yogurt is too sweet to eat on tacos and baked potatoes.  but i did find  Chavrie spreadable goat cheese, in which i dip my crackers.  it can replace cream cheese when i want a savory taste, and i suspect it might be good on a baked tate.  but i have found that i can't eat a whole serving of it without developing the same (much milder) symptoms of eating dairy foods.