25 July 2012

no good horrible very bad day

 

~01:20 - i discover that mileidy is in my bed.
01:37 - miledy is apparently bowling in her dreams, using my head. i think she wedged a finger in my brain.
01:45 - alarm goes off.
03:05 - ready to leave the house, but not feeling well. oh well.
03:09 - realize i am driving down the street without a) my sweater to cover my tattoos at work and b) my glasses. with which i need to see.
04:20 - typing up yesterday's reports.
05:40 - sick sick sick sick.... i wanna go home.
06:20 - drop a glass candle on the floor out of my training bag. the checkpoint has to shut 2 lanes to keep passengers from walking in broken glass shards. i am rocking this day.
06:40 - i request a do-over from midnight, watching my co-workers maneuver the checkpoint around to keep screening effectively. or at least a groundhog day. denied.
07:40 - crack a bin (and i quote) "a hulksmash hug to the chest." really i am not doing this on purpose.
08:15 - headache begins.
09:30 - drop a training device and scatter pieces under the xray. yes, i crawled under to get them out. not it is not broken, just apart. i fixed it. on the verge of tears. my coworkers take all objects from my hands and almost put me in a wheelchair so i don't have to attempt stairs.
headache got gradually worse. went home early. took some meds. took a nap. not feeling normal, but better than when i woke up. please can i have a do-over???

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details of a domestic goddess

part-time SAHM to four kids: Bear (96), Schmoo (99), Hercules (01), and Princess (02). I wear many hats, including that of the chef, maid, nanny, chauffeur, accountant, triage nurse, laundress, educator, admin assistant, maintenance, gardener, weekend warrior, and just mom too. when i'm not busy momming, i get up at 2am to go to work as an international spy.